«Lying on my bed, naked...
and thinking about you»
–you texted.
Then later, predictably,
you regretted it,
naturally self-vexed.
More! You apologized,
Oh, so manly,
for having caused «a tornado in my head».
How thoughtful of you,
how sensitive...
But presumptuous too.
Do you really think
that I am hanging by a thread?
Do you honestly believe
that I am doomed by weakness
or some stupid romantic fate?
Well, learn this, if you can
(it may not be too late):
No woman gets turned on
by the image of a naked man.
And this is no joke,
like I said,
though we are playing a game...
But your performance,
I must add,